Prozac seems to put starlings off sex in hunt for mystery submarine,
and this is only one event away. Consider the Bermuda implant.
‘Pledge while you can!’ demand Thessaloniki Bakers’ White Tower Loaf,
or else your iphone will burn in its pocket, shedding
light on Dylan Thomas’ fatal somersault. Apocalypse sky’s ‘Heaven’
in Salisbury. Hens ruffle under Milan, Valletta, Lord Ashcroft. Jihadis
given jobs in Japan, Mars needs women. ‘My kidnapper is Prince of Cubs.’
Dracula in Leeds, Antigone in Soho, Henry 1V claims 27% of East Jerusalem
with his hit single, Death from Above. Russia attacks Chelsea,
‘Men eat too much.’

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